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To Thomas
There is no reason to panic
I know that initially you wanted to go to www.tigerduck.de. You obviously took the right way, the only thing about this way is that it does not lead into the right direction.
Presumably you do right now feel like Alice in Wonderland tumbling down the dragonhole and - believe me - I know exactly what you mean. Surprisingly enough, tigerduck.de is not all around us. You can't smell it when you take off your shoes or open your refrigerator, you can't see it when you look into the night sky of Krikkit or the vast vanity inside your wallet. Tigerduck.de is a mental dreamworld that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Do I hear 'What Truth?' Wowbagger would say: 'That you are a jerk, Richard, a complete (if you are under 18 [in some countries under 21] or easily offended by offending words then, please, close your eyes for the next 0.5 seconds of reading right NOW:) asshole. Like everyone else on this planet you were born to be mad.'
Okidoki, let's free our minds and be serious again. The real, true fact is that tigerduck.de only is a link and it did once link to the right address. It does still point to exactly the same spot, but unfortunately this is not the right one any more, since I moved the contents of my homepage to a slightly different location to avoid the bothering preamble - o what a great increase in convenience. Well, so far so good. But after I had successfully moved loads of files and wanted to alter the location www.tigerduck.de was related to, it turned out that I had forgotten the password required to gain access to that account. Someone could send it to me, if I gave them my customer's number, but the latter is buried in a folder in a box in my parents' cellar back home in Germany, which is a good reason for pretending not to know it. This, after all, explains why now you are here and not where you actually want to be. I will now release you:
This is your last chance. After that there is no turning back. You take the blue link - the story ends, you wake up as a tigerduck and believe what you want to believe. You take the red link - you stay in wonderland and I'll show you how deep the dragonhole goes.
Remember: whatever I'm offering is not true at all.
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Last changed Thursday, 30/06/2002
